Quotes

(This is one of my older works. Completed in 1997, this literally launched by writing career. Career, what a word. It took me a while to compile all of the quotes. I got the Idea from a game I played. I forgot the name of the game. C'mon, it was more than a decade ago. I took out some of the quotes because the entire thing is 15 pages long and most of it is in Tagalog so many of you might not understand.)

Greetings! This compilation of quotations is nothing more than a bunch of bologna. Everything that you will read is true, therefore, you must take it as it is and don't bother changing any. That's why they're called quotes, lame brain. However, if you would like to disagree with me, feel free to shut up.

Before anything else, I would like to thank all the people who contributed to this compilation though some of them are already dead and some never really existed. My friends whose names sometimes appear more than once. My Instructors who sometimes don't have the slightest idea of what they're saying. The really great people who have said great things that make us more human. Of course, who would forget the man named Anonymous, for without his words, we will not be enlightened. My relatives. And of course, myself. Hey, I did something, too.

"If you don't have anything else to do, just go home and plant kamote."
- Sir Las Marias

"If you don't know the answer, go ask the janitor."
- Sir Las Marias

"You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly ----- only sooner than she thought you would."
- Jack Seaman

"Necessity is the mother of invention'"
- Anonymous, See what I mean. His words enlighten us.

"Erika!"
- Richard

"Richard!"
- Erika

"Don't go away mad. Just go away."
- Some alligator

"Better keep that assignment or else I will put that in your anus."
- Sir Las Marias, This guy is one heck of a 'bleep'

"You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair."
- Anonymous

"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
- Otto von Bismarck

"You should get rid of your expressions like the 'shh' and the 'fff'."
- Sir Gerard Espiritu

"If at first you don’t succeed, try again but don't beat on a dead horse."
- Marc Peter Thomann

"As soon as you cannot keep anything from a woman, you love her."
- Paul Geraldy

"Love is not blind ---- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."
- Rabbi Julius Gordon

"Keep your eyes and mind open, and believe in the impossible."
- Harry Blackstone, a magician

"Be kind to your friends. If it weren't for them you'd be a total stranger."
- Iowa Farm Equipment Retailer

"They insult us by not surrendering and begging for their lives."
- Gladiator, Gambit and the X-Ternals #2, April 1995

"Mess with the best. Die like the rest."
- Crash Override aka Zero Cool, from the movie 'Hackers'

Well, I guess that's it for the first batch. There will be a second batch, of course, because if there's a first, there's a second and a third, etc., and because quotes come and don't go. They keep coming. You might not notice it but that thing that you are thinking now might be the next stupid quote to be written here. No offence but it's true. You might say something stupid enough to be written here or maybe something that sounds so good and complicated that it makes me say, 'Duh!.'