Obsolete Darkness (Revised)

(Written in 2007. This has never been printed out.... Ever.)

The Random Introduction of the Weirdomorbidasentimentahumoristicaserious Thoughts

Almost all introductions start from the very beginning, so here goes nothing:

In the beginning, there was darkness. Then came light, the Earth and the Heavens, the beautiful creatures, the amoeba and protozoan of the pre-Cambrian period, the dinosaurs of the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Era, the mastodon and the sabre-toothed tiger of the ice age, the arrival of Nibiru, and finally, homo-sapiens. But wait, there's more. There's still the Thirty- and Hundred-year Wars, the French Revolution, WWI and WWII, Star Wars, the Vietnam and Gulf Wars, and the War on Terror. That would be too far into the beginning and most of it is speculation.

A good book contains pieces of great value and achievement. Each piece is thought of and screened up to the very last word. There is a sense of responsibility on the part of the writer. Not! Tell that to the many people who write their autobiographies in a very kinky way. In a word, WRONG. Writing a book is plain and simple. Just write about your sexual fantasies about everyone, compile them and you've got yourself a book. Books, however, are getting scarce by the day with the onslaught of technology. Almost every literary thing is going digital. Heck, you might find this on the net instead of a good, old-fashioned, tangible, paper back or hard bound. But writing is writing. Everyone has the right to write. Just be careful of writing libellous stuff or something that would violate Copyright laws.

We write every single idea we could possibly think of. Imagine how much brain cells I've burned out just writing this introduction.