Comic Relief

(In the spirit of the 9th ToyCon here in the Philippines and it being DC's 75th Anniversary, I thought this would be a fine post. This was written in 1999. I got the Idea from a comic book magazine and some of the entries a from there. Unfortunately, I forgot which magazine it was.)

Greetings, True Believer. Have you ever wondered what your favorite comic book character wears under his, her, or its costume? Well, look no further because here's a list that you might find interesting. From Marvel, DC, Image, Dark Horse, etc.

Wolverine - any animal's hide
Cyclops - Winnie the Pooh boxer shorts
Spawn - a symbiotic life form (from Hell)
Superman - His pants
Jean Grey - a thin layer of green Jell-O
Beast - large, blue briefs (actually that IS his costume, making it none)
The White Queen - lingerie (that's her costume, too)
Supreme - panties and/or briefs
Jubilee - Kleenex
Mr. Fantastic - himself
Druuna - her skin, yeah baby!
Captain America - a 50-year old flag
Human Torch - nothing, it got burned
Invisible Woman - invisible panties, wow
Wonder Woman - what you see is it (kindda like The White Queen)
Cat Woman - skin tight leather
Poison Ivy - poison ivy
Robin - Batman's old ones
Batman - Alfred's old ones
Doomsday - Superman's cape
Polaris - a chastity belt
Iceman - a real bad wedgie
Medusa - hair
The Hulk - disposable briefs
The Flash - friction-free undies
Spartan - spray paint
Void - microchips
Maul - an underwear made out of tough garters
Voodoo - edible panties
Black Cat - black, velvet over-alls
Calypso - miniature heads
Magneto - iron filings
Cable - cables
Maggot - worms
Ghost Rider - his skeletal system
Aquaman - scales
Spider-Man - Calvin Klein briefs
Gambit - Hanes
Rogue - So-en (local underwear brand)